Mark today

"Wally Wonka"

Start with bread
Rip the bread apart
Look it’s your future

You Can Tell Maura's Tired
Audrea: The girl with the red hair
Maura: You mean Gou?
Audrea: No...
Maura: Wait, what anime were you talking about?
Audrea: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
Another time
Audrea: What's your password?
Maura: Okay, put a lowercase f, and then an r, and then 3 ice cubes...

You can tell she’s from southern… Carolinas

Mom quote of the day

In regards to the World Cup
“Who won the foosball today?”

marshmallow-stuff:

Happy National Best Friend Day, Bae!
cupofwitt
You’re the most potato thing ever.

My Bae is better

At a master gardener a plant sale like this plant can be a dungeon master right?

TO THE VOICE ASK ANONS

i did it here https://soundcloud.com/maura-csipo/new-recording-ask-stuff

TMI

period stuff. 

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